teef

topic posted Mon, February 26, 2007 - 7:23 AM by  Gurly
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have any of you lost teef? I have lost two big ones and some small ones thanks to my no good girl neglecting me. Do your people brush your teefs? How? is it torture? do you scratch and bite and hiss or just freeze up till it's over?
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Gurly
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  • Re: teef

    Mon, February 26, 2007 - 2:23 PM
    My peeps tried brushing my teefs once or twice but - HA HA! I thwarted their paultry attempts with claws and mostly squirming. I have lost no whole teef sbut one of my upper big teefs got broken. I didn't complain though so it took my mama a while to notice.
    So what's your girl doing now? I'm sure she didn't mean to neglect you. People are just caught up in alot of foolisness and are easily distracted from what is truely important, namely us. You know she really loves you and I'll bet she cried even when you lost your teefs so give her a snug and let bygones be bygones. My mama has done alot of lame things but we're still best friends.
    Let me know how your girl deals with your remaining teefs and if you think it's something I should let my mama in on. For pain I recommend a little "weed". Takes the edge right off.
    • Re: teef

      Mon, March 5, 2007 - 7:31 AM
      thanks, she is going to pay the mcdreamy vet man to clean my teef. they will make me sleep for it. they tested my blood to see if it was safe to use the putting to sleep stuff on me and said something was high in my kid knees so I had to have antibiotics for 10 freaking days which was ok becuase she put it in yummy stuff. anyhow, she is extra nice to me now. I doubt she'll try to brush my teeth in the future though.
      • Re: teef

        Thu, March 22, 2007 - 6:55 AM
        they took out 5 more teef (in addition to the 2 canines and little ones already missing.) bastards. I do feel better now without all that stuff rotting in my head. Now I can get back to scratching the box spring she sleeps on all night long and fighting the invisible army of demon nymphs that follows me around... I have about 4 teef left but I make the most of them. still Alpha, but the distance between me and my subjects is smaller. better to kiss the ring.
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          Fri, March 23, 2007 - 5:04 PM
          Ouchies! Pooor deer Gurly. I had only vun ov mein teefs left when I popped ze ether bubble!

          Mein WAB had tou get lots ov mein teefs removed when I first came tou live wif herrr, und more after zat. Sheee saved zem acause sheee eez creeepy.

          I had vun nicey long tooth I could spear ze meats wif though. Ze ladye, shee brushled ze teefs butt mein gums were razzle fuxxxed.


          • Re: teef

            Thu, April 12, 2007 - 4:52 PM
            Deer Gurl...I yam sew sorry ewe had a bad thyme with yore teeth. My mommie brushes mine, sume thymes. Butt mostly I get to eet bones! I love to chew on bones. I can send ewe sum if ewe want!
            • Re: teef

              Sat, May 5, 2007 - 6:49 AM
              Thank you al for the kinds words. I really am much better now. "it's all good" now ! ha! The girl has always had a weird reaction to my mouth - she used to say it lkooked like I had an underbite, apparently not cute, but couldn't see it anymore after a while. Now she thinks my motuh is starting to cave in like old humans do when they are missing teeth but she just feels guilt y and sorry for me. I bite her now and then with my good tooth just to keep the pity party in check.

              anyhow, sorry to have been absent. blame the wab. the last two weeks she seems more focused/attentive.


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