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Fuxxxx!

2008-04-01T10:49:23Z

I hear tellll ze humans may have run zeez puppy eentou ze ground. Where shalll wee rendezvous should ze ship sink?

Vive le Resist Dunce!!!!!

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pls dont jump me

2008-03-14T03:24:00Z

pls? kthx. bai.

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welcome newest member!

2007-09-25T19:49:46Z

There are so many members we don't hear from, please tell us about yourself.

the most recent is "chicken" and here is what she (?) says about herself:

Mrellow prrreverybody. MrrrI'm Chicken mrrand mrrI ****HACK HACK!!**** Sorry, there was a hairball blocking my typing. So I am 13.5 years old which really is pretty old for a kitty but I had to lie about my age to join tribe. Anyway, I like to snuggle, attack my scratchy post, listen to my mama sing songs about me, find sneakret places to nap and I really like to have food in my bowl when my peeps are asleep. I like sunbeams and I had a sister once but she disappeared a little over 9 years ago. Her name was Lulu and besides our step-brother Davey (who got FIV a long while back) I have not snuggled with another kitty. My mom worries that maybe it would be good for me to have another kitty friend living here but I really prefer all the attention. One time my sister was sticking her head out of the little triangular window in our van and I didn't want anybody thinking I was too scared to do it too so I stuck my head out. It felt really good so I climbed out a little more and even though my mom tried to grab me before I knew what was happening I had jumped right out onto the side of I-40 in Oaklahoma! I ran up the hill beside the road and my mama thought I was gone for sure but she pulled over and ran after me and we are still together today. I'm glad she came after me.
Other than that, I play hard and you would never guess that I am 13.5 ever!

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Yay, a Kat Trybe dat iz Stil Alyfe!

2007-08-21T23:59:50Z

Ah Gurley, it iz grayte ta see dat notall uv da aminul trybez iz goneded! I hoap yu iz doin' ok, I iz, 'cept fur dis dum kittin my Meal man brottid hoam! Hur nayme iz Skittle an' hur iz not skeerd uv munch at awl! Wud luff ta heer frumm yu wen yu haz tyme.

Tyler

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spring opinion poll

2007-05-05T13:57:03Z

what are good things and bad things?

I say good thing: Ellen's show emphasizing kindness to animals and the importance of adopting from shelters/rescuing. Go Ellen - friend of 4 legs. Spring is warm and sunny and bring more bugs in the house which is cool. Butt, what are we agitated about?

bad thing: the lack of people control. they are running amok. I like chris rock's proposal that bullets cost $5k each. That would reduce gun violence immediately. also dirty litter boxes.

what do YOU say? purrr

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teef

2007-05-05T13:49:12Z

have any of you lost teef? I have lost two big ones and some small ones thanks to my no good girl neglecting me. Do your people brush your teefs? How? is it torture? do you scratch and bite and hiss or just freeze up till it's over?

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WORMING WORMING WORMING! DONUT EAT UNTIL ARYOOO READ ZEEEEZ!!!!

2007-03-18T16:29:36Z

http://dingleberrylane.tribe.net/thread/3a12d0cd-c81b-4e1b-b893-19c1a80e6cdf#601678db-02fa-40fd-a5a5-4db7909432bd

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happy new year

2007-02-26T22:27:51Z

what are your resolutions?

I resolved to nap in the sun more.

If any of you would like to take over moderation of this tribe, and think you could get more conversation going, please let me know.

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el presidente?

2007-02-24T14:47:37Z

who yall liking for presidente? do you think Julie-an-e from NYC can be the president? They say he can beat any dem in the polls.

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the Good Sheperd

2006-12-24T21:27:38Z

is good movie according to the girl who saw it last night and is still thinking about it. she probably just liked matt damon. did your people see it? that was fucked up when they through the girl out of the plane, huh?
I miss you guys!!!
Mappy chismakkha!!

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Yahoo

2006-11-08T20:14:31Z

phew

good news this morning my peeps. not exactly a "coup" but a better balance in government. Let's hope they do actually check the arrogance of the mean spirited, blood thirsty frat boys who run the country.

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vote counters have the real power

2006-10-09T13:48:41Z

http://www.secstateproject.org/races.htm

we can't afford to have the people who make the damn machines AND the people who run the elections on the same side and both willing to break every rule.

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yeah for tribe!

2006-10-02T14:49:00Z

sounds like they did a coup. is that right? what's the word? good for them.

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mid term deflections

2006-09-12T20:38:42Z

whassup!? phew! I have been gone fer ever! how are you? what did I miss?

get ready to vote, vote, vote, vote

fall is almost here, I love it!!

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predications for prez?

2006-08-23T15:09:49Z

who are you liking for presidente next election? I think john edwards is cute and charming, a slick one though obviously, very polished.

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too hot to coup

2006-08-10T16:33:09Z

I nap and drink water and pee

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wake up

2006-06-09T00:00:48Z

whappity whap on your nose.

are we going to war with iran? jesus h. christ. and what about that whack korean with the bomb, haven't heard much from him lately?

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cia

2006-05-31T11:43:49Z

cat intelligent alliance?

spies, basically. I wanna job over there. I woudl make a good spy!

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Tom DeLay

2006-04-28T14:23:22Z

...is now Kitty Litter!~

and the Cats of Houston rejoice!!

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come come

2006-03-11T18:26:07Z

noh body rights any moor. Watt is wrong with the worl? I wanna know wear my furrends are. Are they happy or sad or knot? Lettuce talk some. Watt can be sew bad that we canut be happy wth eech other now ant again?

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who/how are you!?

2006-02-14T15:00:42Z

So, politicats! Whassup? We have lots of newbies and not-so-newbies here who have been veddy quiet.

Introduce yourselves, please

tell us what you want to coup over and

share your coping mechanisms in these days of wiretaps, dirty litter boxes, snow and floods. do you indulge in the nip or take more naps, for example?

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stick it to the man

2006-02-10T04:21:08Z

in memorandum of the Great Mad G

let's stick it to this racist asshole human
http://mediamatters.org/items/200601270001

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prayers for animals

2006-02-08T12:34:10Z

I no care if you're wabs aren't "religious," mine isn't either. make them say it!

A Prayer for Animals

Hear our humble prayer, O God, for our friends the animals,
especially for animals who are suffering;
for animals that are overworked, underfed and cruelly treated;
for all wistful creatures in captivity that beat their wings against bars;
for any that are hunted or lost or deserted or frightened or hungry;
for all that must be put death.
We entreat for them all Thy mercy and pity,
and for those who deal with them we ask a heart of compassion
and gentle hands and kindly words.
Make us, ourselves, to be true friends to animals,
and so to share the blessings of the merciful.

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I'm Sad

2006-02-08T04:42:59Z

...about Madame Gonzonga.
I feel like I just lost my Dali Lama,
tell me what to do!?

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I hate change

2006-01-27T19:14:50Z

this new look is confusing.

sorry plant trees man but it looked like all your listings got sent to this tribe as topics postings. since they didn't seem to be personalized to us or to have anything to do with cats jumping for a coup I deleted them. sorry dude and other interested parties. if you really meant for them to be here repost and I will not delete.

this look is not better. why did they do it?

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happy new year

2006-01-10T15:03:33Z

beware the loud booming noises and drunk humans. stay safe my four legged brothers and sisters!

I hope next year is better than this year.

though this year was a big one for us:

-the wab simi adopted freddie the fiv+ cat but,
+thankfully found a home elsewhere for his evil ass.

-movers came and took everything away.
+I got to stay in a room I had never been in before.

-she dragged us all the way to Kansas!! 3 days in the car I will ever forget.
+the new place is AWE-FREAKIN-SOME.

---she brought the big evil dog in the house

--buddy - the feral momma- had the fatty liver thing and could have died, a tense 5 weeks while she had the tube in her throat

++she got better! yippee.

-/+ the girl leaves a lot and when she's gone the dog leaves too so it's good and bad.

the introduction of the dog is an unbalanced negative, see? that's why I want '06 to be better.

how was '05 for yous guys?

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Hey Wade...

2005-12-13T21:49:08Z

Lookit Me!~
I M NEKKID!!!
Mark my nekkid pictures as Mature!!
Do it, Do It, DO IT!!!

I don't wear a collar for nobody,
I won't wear one for Tribe!
This kitty wants a Tribe Coup!

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Thanksgiving 05

2005-11-29T14:54:37Z

I'm thankful that everyone in my household is well and that we are together. I'm thankful that the doggie doesn't really want to hurt me. I'm thankful for my waterdish on the kitchen counter, my cat door to the basement and my litter box down there. And last but not least, I am thankful for all of you, my tribe friends.

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yellow cat?

2005-11-24T19:28:29Z

buddy, the big fat feral mommy cat I live with, stopped eating or drinking and turned yellow and stopped moving around. the girl took her to the vet, he said she has "juandice" and fatty liver. for the past 4 weeks she is in the guest bedroom by herself and the girl feeds her through a tube 3-4x a day. the girl cried (woos), was very scared and stressed about it but, now the big cat seems to be her normal color again and eats on her own. I think she's getting the tube out next week.

WTF?! will I get it? the tube thing is *creepy*

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What they're serving....

2005-11-19T05:24:34Z

...at the RNC fundraisers!~

http://houston.tribe.net/template/pub%2CViewPhoto.vm/context/tribe?page=1&currentoffset=0&parentid=90d1d35b-8bd2-4863-beb0-19608a5d4118&sortby&rows&r=10316

I'm Howlin' for a coup!

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I'm baaack

2005-10-09T17:09:08Z

so, are we couping over mother nature and the poor cats and dogs in the water! My heart is broken to pieces for them.

I have been away becuase the girl is selfish and now with the barker it's *all* about her. I am establishing my not-to-be-fucked-withedness, fo sho.

Miss you all terribly, some one please catch me up!

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pat roberts & chavez

2005-09-06T05:23:35Z

wants to assasinate a democratically elected leader? what the fuck? jon stewart says the hawks are distancing themselves, which means now they have to wait a while to assisinate chavez.

tell me what you know about chavez, por favor? My understanding is that he is kind of an abrasive lefty. what else shoudl a cat know?

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news

2005-08-24T00:38:18Z

iraq constitution - whadda ya think of that?
isreal pullout of gaza - whadda ya think of that?
too soon to tell huh?

gas is close to $3 a gallon
still no osama

Good news alert: I heard the girl saying how much easier she had it before she brought the big barking machine into our lives! ha ha!

anyhow I have posted pictures of the doggie on my profile in case you're bored and wanna see....

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jesus keep me near the cross

2005-08-22T00:42:51Z

there is a big white stinky drooling monster in the house!!!

I showed it what's what but there for a while it was very scary. It CHASED me. so scary, I have never been so scared in all my life. It makes very loud noises and has hugomous paws that could really hurt a kitty. thankfully it seems easy to get in it''s head so I willed it to fear me (while the wab yells at it and holds it back.)

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coup anyone?

2005-08-08T02:00:20Z

the new supreme court guy is bad.
the war is bad.
corporate welfare for oil companies is bad.

treaty-treats are good
waking the girl up at 5:30 AM to pet me is good
company who pets me is gr-eat!

humans who decline my friend requests are bad.
all the 4 legged creatures on tribe, except scwerlz, are good.

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belly of the beast

2005-07-31T18:23:59Z

turns out the girl has moved to a red neighborhood in a red state. WTF!? that explains why the initial reaction she gets from people is resentment, suspicion and anger. but of course they don't have any problems with Black people, oh nooooo.....

let me at 'em! pounce, pounce, scratch.

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Hello!!

2005-07-21T17:58:31Z

Hey amigo/as! I miss you!!

Phew, chile!! three days in the evil box in the box on wheels going super fast! I was scared, zora howled the first day, buddy fought the wab hard the second day. At night the girl let us out and I was cool but the other two were traumatized.

now we are in this new house, much bigger, lots of windows, lots of places to hide, hardwood floors to slide on. come over and play!

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hot hot hot

2005-07-17T14:12:50Z

ha ha! WHASSUP?

I miss you guys. so much to coup over but it's so warm I nap a lot....

the wab has a new boyfriend. when she's not working or sitting on "danm slip and fall $#@!&! jury duty" she's with him.

I met him, he's ok. he's cute, for a biped, and he talked to me and pet me and recognized my beauty and power but I still do not like that she spends every freakin weekend wtih him. Thank goodness he's not coming with us to kansas! soon she will be mine again.

do dogs *eat* dogs? Gussy, madam? the girl informs me that, at least in philly, civilization is suffering a rapid decline, people have very few rules for how they treat each other, she said "dog eat dog" what's that mean? I hope it's not like that in Kansas.

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rove as snake

2005-07-17T14:03:05Z

seems to me that when a democrat does bad, democrats shun them. when a republicans does bad, republicans circle the wagons and either justify the action or say it's no big deal.

wtf?

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cats vs. boys

2005-06-22T19:09:09Z

well thank gawd the girl decided to stop seeing the boy! now she has more time for me, er... us. whatever. he was nice to me but he took her away so *I care not.* good riddance!

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revolt

2005-05-19T05:27:31Z

summertime and the living is easy. 'cepin' I get an uneasy feeling like we're moving. unsettlin'.

the girl found a "nice" place in the suburbs in kansas city. so no more gunfire, crackheads, po-lice, fights in the street at 4:30 AM. damn this is a good neighborhood for us nocturnal aminals.

seems like this kansas place has way more room, the possibility of us being allowed outside (she thinks we can't jump a six foot fence- silly) rabitts to chase and maybe a drooler.

how we gonna get there? that's my question. I ain't getting in the evil box.

supwitchuguys?

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jeez louise!!

2005-05-08T16:10:59Z

I have missed you guys!! the wab has been gone and so self sentered I haven't been able to talk to yous guys in a while. have I missed anything?

maybe every one is busy, seems like tribe got awfully queit, huh? is it spring or the "semester" that is keeping out wabs busy?

judges, ending the filabuster, arctic refuge, that chavez guys in venezula (we dispize condi but the way he talks about her ain't kosher for a head of state) - there are lots of things we can/should be couping about folks....

how are you? wanna wrassle? lick, lick, purrrr.

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30 years?

2005-05-03T13:32:48Z

karl rove has a 30 year plan for transforming america?! I hope I live to see them derailed. we must fight fight fight.

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hay!

2005-04-17T17:26:28Z

ware's ze coup?

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hit the road jack!

2005-04-07T13:53:30Z

and don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more.

It looks like the grandmother, who gave me ham (mmm I remember it well... ahem) is going to TAKE FREDDY. yahoo!

we LOOOOOOOVE her. good woman!

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love

2005-03-28T19:12:03Z

I love everyone and everything, (except fred.)

what about you guys?

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jumpin jumpin

2005-03-25T20:27:57Z

what's up!? are you guys awake!? the world is going to hell in condi's handbag.
when does the clocks spring forward? that will help improve the mood around here. more sun for us to lay in. more exposed skin to scratch!

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Hey

2005-03-20T21:12:10Z

I found you! get off line and go to bed! what's all this calling me a "wab" about?! hmmm, very opinioneted I see, Miss Gurly. I'm sure you don't want me to tell all your friends what a cuddly little muffin you are do you!?

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books=bad... wtf?!

2005-03-18T22:21:31Z

the girl has been laying in the bed at night looking at a book instead of petting me. I have to stand in between her and the book to get any attention and usually she just pushes me to to side! I hate the books. and I know for a fact this isn't even a smarty pants book but some silly ass mystery. she finished one and brought home another one by the same chick! the author is Laura Lippman. hisss. do your wabs do this?

which authors should go on our Coup hit list, for keeping our wabs from paying attention to us?

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spring!

2005-03-14T04:26:24Z

Today is warm and nice, I want out!

so, Politics... the italians were all excited about the lady reporter getting out and then the US shot her! wtf? she says it was no accident and the US was pissed that italy paid 8 million for her return.

are you guys going to the new MoveOn house parties to fight conservative judges? my wab is.

University of Colorado is messed up! I didn't like what Churchill said about the 911 folks but it's crazy to fire him. freedom of speech anyone?

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howwwl

2005-02-27T20:15:20Z

My girl LEFT! She gave us a bunch of food and said "be good" 5 days ago!! Is she coming back! It's boring here and we need the litter box changed.

I just figured out how to turn the damn computer on to learn that my sweetie is in PAIN! whaaaa

let us all send healing vibes to Gus - a good doggie who protects kitties. and to his mom who is worried about him.

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conspiracy of ignorance

2005-02-22T14:27:22Z

last night the girl switched between the local news and the BBC. It was amazing, the local news was all housefires and valentines day bullshit, while the BBC was all assasinations and bombings and debt relief.

if you only watched local news you wouldn't have a clue that we need a COUP! no wonder people are so apathetic.

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mid winter blues

2005-02-15T21:41:32Z

How are you guys!? I'm great! I have missed you! My Girl is a weirdo. BUT, she got me a new toy that hangs from the door. the ferals never play with it becuase they don't "play" except play fighting. And since we're moving she pulled out some papers to sort through and I scrambled them all up so they're all over the floor now!! hahahaha PLUS there are boxes to hide in!

yesterday she went to see a tax accountant and came home, made brownies and layed on the couch for hours staring at the magic box. tax man is BAD news, huh? hissss

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state of the union

2005-02-12T20:22:14Z

we're going to hell in a handbasket.

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not cool

2005-01-28T21:13:00Z

so the wab has been bringing freddy up here on a daily basis! that is why I have not written much lately, I am BESIDE myself. first of all, he's a boy, 2nd of all it's too small for another cat in here and 3rd through 9th of all: she doesn't have the time to show me enough love as it is and he doesn't play and whaaaaa I don't like it. hissssssssss, grrrrrrrrrr. and that's another thing! she didn't know or forgot that we can growl but we reminded her the other night when she had him sleep over! hahahaha. We hissed and growled at him ALL NIGHT LONG.

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inawe-regurgatation

2005-01-26T16:48:34Z

too much damn security in dc, what is the world coming to?! you have to be a card carrying member of the republican party to watch the fuckin parade? that ain't democracy.

Did any of you see boxer stick it to condi yesterday? condi is a disgrace. I kind of didn't like to see two females fighting but maybe thats a sign of progress you've got women in each party powerful enough to be "debating" on the senate floor. even though it doesn't stop the bad one from being reappointed. she sure showed their hand in the next country we are going to fuck up though didn't she? "Chavez", right? He's the new sadaam.

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Happy MLK Day

2005-01-26T15:25:05Z

He has a nice voice, the girl listened to a couple of his speeches on the radio yesterday. say what you will, the man was special and could have continued to make a lot of change in this country. "Happy birthday to ya, Happy Birrrthdaaay!"

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Puffy tail thursday

2005-01-21T03:57:00Z

The servant's tail is all puffy again. She is stomping around, disturbing my sleep, mumbling something about a protest at the San Diego Federal Buidling from 4:30 to 6:30.... If she would only speak more clearly I could understand her. An imp-yog-er-aye-tion or something like that. Now I know why she and the drooler understand each other so well.

All I can say is that protest better be for something like more food or nip!

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feral cat blog!

2005-01-17T04:23:44Z

I ain't feral but the other two who live here are. check it out! I just found this on the web:

http://catsinthenews.blogspot.com/

there is a feral cats tribe but it's people who think they are feral cats! WTF? not even people with feral cats or who know anything about feral cats!

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Bruzzles und Seestahs...

2005-01-15T06:30:19Z

http://romania.tribe.net/tribe/41984326-4779-4fd7-bd77-a54b542ab4c8?_click_path=Application%5Btribe%5D.Tribe%5B41984326-4779-4fd7-bd77-a54b542ab4c8%5D&r=10506

Eatsa thyme tou band togezzle, grey und orange, stripey und solid, cattie und dogging, bird und beast.

UNITE! Eatsa thyme tou takey zeez peoples DOWN!

Join und fight. Take zee stand.

Viva le catties!

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roll call?

2005-01-15T06:07:38Z

so many wonderful felines (and canines) are in this tribe, some very new!

please tell us all a little something about your fine selves sinse we are too lazy to read all the profiles!

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holly daze

2005-01-10T21:11:41Z

I gotsa running water bowl for christmas!! it is so cool I just lay next to it and watch the water. I *LOVE* water. great holiday, give cats presents! I'm not letting Zora near it! hahahahaha

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smart humans

2005-01-09T19:57:13Z

they know what's what! worship us!

http://www.vcnet.com/valkat/temple.html

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BIG water

2005-01-09T05:10:51Z

let us all take a moment for the lives lost in the sue-nam-e.

mother nature is a bitch sometimes.

I heard W donated as much as he's spending on the inaguration balls and couldn't bother to even say "we're sorry for your loss" till a couple days ago!! ^%$#@*!! hisssssssssssssssssssss

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I resolve

2005-01-08T02:47:54Z

to help the girl be warmer and to continue to practice my jumping and advance my plan to cuddle and wrassle with the other two cats as much as possible!

et tu?

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washington democratic cats

2004-12-31T01:28:26Z

we must take a stand!

i heard that wussy rossi isnt going to stand down and let Governor C become Govy even though she WON. Seems the republicans will just pay money until they win.

this is soo ass.

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a man after my feline heart

2004-12-30T02:49:53Z

check out his catwalks and yard enclosure!

http://www.brushyland.com/cats/

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whassup, yo?

2004-12-29T12:36:09Z

it's freezing and the girl has been too distracted lately with everything but me! last night I was extra cute and lulled her into playing with me before she fell asleep and I SWIPED her on the back of the hand. Take that, you WAB! why is it soo cold? when will she concentrate on ME again!?

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prudence found a song

2004-12-21T04:07:14Z

check it out
www.jeffreyberinger.com/christmas.html

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wish list

2004-12-19T04:16:24Z

whatchu want for festival of lights or christmas or kwanzaa?

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Pesidant Bresh maid noh beech four me!

2004-12-13T00:43:19Z

Twoday mommi waz gunna taek me two the beech. Butt cuz the pezadant caem two tawk two the tropes abutt the games. I cood nut go. How cum they get two play ant I donut?

humpf..........

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observation re: photos

2004-12-06T08:53:22Z

you know what I notice, and like? of course you don't! I like that our pictures are very real and casual, compared to the fake shit humans post in their profiles. almost all of us have at least one picture where the day to day mess of the house is there for the world to see becuase the main point is HOW CUTE WE ARE.

the humans all have pictures of the one time they did something cool, outdoors, usually in nature, on a mountain or near water. Phoney! they should have to have a picture of them in sweatpants on the couch with clutter strewn about. That's how we see them most of the time, right?! and we like them anyway. if they want to make more real friends they shoudl show their real selves. right?

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Bush Arrested

2004-11-30T19:34:46Z

http://indymedia.org.uk/en/regions/world/2004/11/301968.html

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Arnolt fur Presentdent?

2004-11-30T14:43:39Z

What does yu tink? I thought dat we had a running cabiinet alreedy?

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turkey day

2004-11-29T15:38:33Z

is when they eat them?! yikes. the girl is leaving AGAIN, sheesh. I may not be able to turn the computer on till she gets back so, be well mi amigas/os!

headbutts!

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she's back!!

2004-11-29T15:35:53Z

I mist her sooooo much. she got in late last night. she drove home from the train station without her glasses becuase they broke on the train! buddy and I slept very close to her last night to keep her warm and make sure she didn't slip away again.

she said I look like I gained weight! I am a BIG girl now... watch out! when ever she gets back she appreciates us a little more than before. she watched me jump and commented on how graceful and strong I am too! This morning she has been holding me like a babee and let me rest on her front. I guess it's ok for her to leave as long as she comes back.

I hope she does an investigation of why that person came in here while she was away. she noticed that we had different food and that the window was wide open and the roof outside said window was swept. she suspects the lord of the land helped himself by coming in here. I want her to get an explaination and share it with us.

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KS?!

2004-11-26T14:45:04Z

The girl is going for a job innerview in Kansas for 3 days!? They are having a real estate agent show her around tomorrow!daaaaamn. That's a red state, with no big water.

do they have dreadlocked vegan buddhists out there? how's she gonna survive? it's hard on us when she's down.

I attacked her in her sleep and shook extra dander in her face thinking she wouldn't go if she had bloody scratch marks and was sneezing but she seems to be getting ready to go anyhow...

other than getting hair and vomit all over her fancy clothes, and attacking the bag with wheels (all of which I totally plan on doing) what emergency measures can I take?

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recount?

2004-11-19T12:45:20Z

shoudl they recount florida and ohio or just kick the damn red states out of the union?( http://www.fuckthesouth.com/ )

too bad it's mostly whackjobs talking about a recount. the Girl is so deflated she's not talking about much lately, just work and the gym = bor-ring!

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arafat

2004-11-14T19:57:40Z

is in a coma. what's gonna happen now?

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Local litter - on race in san diego

2004-11-11T17:46:34Z

The servant is growling again. Something about the local mayor race. There was a right on or in vote or something and the humans are still counting....why bother I say...anyway...one of the losing candidates lawyers on his "own" put on a suit to stop the counting and make the right on person's race illegal. She is winning. She likes nature and is really cool mom says.

I don't understand why humans have to put on suits to count races....or why that would be illegal....

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coooo

2004-11-11T06:05:55Z

koo koo ka chooo

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got democracy?

2004-11-10T22:49:50Z

no.

$%#^&! cheating mofo's.

fyi:
http://www.blackboxvoting.org/

see the thread on "not my president" tribe.
thanks to gus and his mom for bringing this to my attention. The big girl will now worry about this. I see a fly....... I'm gonna catch it!

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ASscraft?

2004-11-10T00:09:27Z

Why cannut I sniff this? I hear this is leaving the cabinet....and it dose nut smell gud. Why?

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she's not "whack" today

2004-11-09T02:45:18Z

the big girl is like a ballon someone poked with a pin (ouch!) She came home last night, fed us, tried to watch some dumb foreign film instead of the election coverage, turned it off half way through, soaked herself in hot salty water! (i thought she might drown so I sat of the rim of the tub just in case I had to save her) then she went to bed and slept like the dead till this morning and she's STILL acting like a zobie.

my prognosis: election fatigue mixed with anger fatigue.

we seriously have to work for regime change now, my brothers and sisters!! he gets to appoint judges and roll back anything that has ever helped the likes of our humans.

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I miss gus

2004-11-09T02:42:11Z

I have been all over the tribe looking for him. where is he? I'm sad and tired. I'm gona take a little nappy-poo.

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http://notmypresident.tribe.net/

2004-11-08T14:15:04Z

http://notmypresident.tribe.net/

notmypresident.tribe.net

and there are many other resources, just search bush tribes and join a few,

or look at my profile and see the six I am in,

artagainstbush.tribe.net

Bush-B-Gone.tribe.net

GWB-ONE-AND-ONLY.tribe.net

nogeorgewbush.tribe.net

StopBushCo.tribe.net

OneWomanRevolution.tribe.net

pab.tribe.net patriots against bush

dumbgovernment.tribe.net

jediab.tribe.net Jedi's Agains Bush

bushhaters.tribe.net

fuckbush.tribe.net

assclownorfucktard.tribe.net

iraqipax.tribe.net

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Tom. is the big day

2004-11-08T14:09:54Z

The serfant is all wiggly. Maybe I should groom her or something....or get her some of that chocolate that she loves....HOw are yours dealing with it?

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law of the jungle

2004-11-08T14:08:12Z

I say we bring on the civil war. banish those fools who voted for dubya & the ones who didn't bother to vote and then overthrow the shrub and dethrone his brother.

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I foun' dis on Owr Beeg Ole Tribe - Kerry akshually wun

2004-11-08T09:39:50Z

From Greg Palast:

I know you don't want to hear it. You can't face one more hung chad. But I don't have a choice. As a journalist examining that messy sausage called American democracy, it's my job to tell you who got the most votes in the deciding states. Tuesday, in Ohio and New Mexico, it was John Kerry.

Most voters in Ohio thought they were voting for Kerry. At 1:05 a.m. Wednesday morning, CNN's exit poll showed Kerry beating Bush among Ohio women by 53 percent to 47 percent. The exit polls were later combined with —and therefore contaminated by —the tabulated results, ultimately becoming a mirror of the apparent actual vote. Kerry also defeated Bush among Ohio's male voters 51 percent to 49 percent. Unless a third gender voted in Ohio, Kerry took the state.

So what's going on here? Answer: the exit polls are accurate. Pollsters ask, "Who did you vote for?" Unfortunately, they don't ask the crucial, question, "Was your vote counted?" The voters don't know.

Here's why. Although the exit polls show that most voters in Ohio punched cards for Kerry-Edwards, thousands of these votes were simply not recorded. This was predictable and it was predicted. [See TomPaine.com, "An Election Spoiled Rotten," November 1.]

Once again, at the heart of the Ohio uncounted vote game are, I'm sorry to report, hanging chads and pregnant chads, plus some other ballot tricks old and new.

The election in Ohio was not decided by the voters but by something called "spoilage." Typically in the United States, about 3 percent of the vote is voided, just thrown away, not recorded. When the bobble-head boobs on the tube tell you Ohio or any state was won by 51 percent to 49 percent, don't you believe it ... it has never happened in the United States, because the total never reaches a neat 100 percent. The television totals simply subtract out the spoiled vote.

Whose Votes Are Discarded?

And not all votes spoil equally. Most of those votes, say every official report, come from African-American and minority precincts. (To learn more, click here.)

We saw this in Florida in 2000. Exit polls showed Gore with a plurality of at least 50,000, but it didn't match the official count. That's because the official, Secretary of State Katherine Harris, excluded 179,855 spoiled votes. In Florida, as in Ohio, most of these votes lost were cast on punch cards where the hole wasn't punched through completely —leaving a 'hanging chad,' —or was punched extra times. Whose cards were discarded? Expert statisticians investigating spoilage for the government calculated that 54 percent of the ballots thrown in the dumpster were cast by black folks. (To read the report from the U.S. Civil Rights Commission, click here .)

And here's the key: Florida is terribly typical. The majority of ballots thrown out (there will be nearly 2 million tossed out from Tuesday's election) will have been cast by African American and other minority citizens.

So here we go again. Or, here we don't go again. Because unlike last time, Democrats aren't even asking Ohio to count these cards with the not-quite-punched holes (called "undervotes" in the voting biz). Nor are they demanding we look at the "overvotes" where voter intent may be discerned.

Ohio is one of the last states in America to still use the vote-spoiling punch-card machines. And the Secretary of State of Ohio, J. Kenneth Blackwell, wrote before the election, “the possibility of a close election with punch cards as the state ’s primary voting device invites a Florida-like calamity. ”

But this week, Blackwell, a rabidly partisan Republican, has warmed up to the result of sticking with machines that have a habit of eating Democratic votes. When asked if he feared being this year's Katherine Harris, Blackwell noted that Ms. Fix-it's efforts landed her a seat in Congress.

Exactly how many votes were lost to spoilage this time? Blackwell's office, notably, won't say, though the law requires it be reported. Hmm. But we know that last time, the total of Ohio votes discarded reached a democracy-damaging 1.96 percent. The machines produced their typical loss —that's 110,000 votes —overwhelmingly Democratic.

The Impact Of Challenges

First and foremost, Kerry was had by chads. But the Democrat wasn't punched out by punch cards alone. There were also the 'challenges.' That's a polite word for the Republican Party of Ohio's use of an old Ku Klux Klan technique: the attempt to block thousands of voters of color at the polls. In Ohio, Wisconsin and Florida, the GOP laid plans for poll workers to ambush citizens under arcane laws —almost never used —allowing party-designated poll watchers to finger individual voters and demand they be denied a ballot. The Ohio courts were horrified and federal law prohibits targeting of voters where race is a factor in the challenge. But our Supreme Court was prepared to let Republicans stand in the voting booth door.

In the end, the challenges were not overwhelming, but they were there. Many apparently resulted in voters getting these funky "provisional" ballots —a kind of voting placebo —which may or may not be counted. Blackwell estimates there were 175,000; Democrats say 250,000. Pick your number. But as challenges were aimed at minorities, no one doubts these are, again, overwhelmingly Democratic. Count them up, add in the spoiled punch cards (easy to tally with the human eye in a recount), and the totals begin to match the exit polls; and, golly, you've got yourself a new president. Remember, Bush won by 136,483 votes in Ohio.

Enchanted State's Enchanted Vote

Now, on to New Mexico, where a Kerry plurality —if all votes are counted —is more obvious still. Before the election, in TomPaine.com, I wrote, "John Kerry is down by several thousand votes in New Mexico, though not one ballot has yet been counted."

How did that happen? It's the spoilage, stupid; and the provisional ballots.

CNN said George Bush took New Mexico by 11,620 votes. Again, the network total added up to that miraculous, and non-existent, '100 percent' of ballots cast.

New Mexico reported in the last race a spoilage rate of 2.68 percent, votes lost almost entirely in Hispanic, Native American and poor precincts —Democratic turf. From Tuesday's vote, assuming the same ballot-loss rate, we can expect to see 18,000 ballots in the spoilage bin.

Spoilage has a very Democratic look in New Mexico. Hispanic voters in the Enchanted State, who voted more than two to one for Kerry, are five times as likely to have their vote spoil as a white voter. Counting these uncounted votes would easily overtake the Bush 'plurality.'

Already, the election-bending effects of spoilage are popping up in the election stats, exactly where we'd expect them: in heavily Hispanic areas controlled by Republican elections officials. Chaves County, in the "Little Texas" area of New Mexico, has a 44 percent Hispanic population, plus African Americans and Native Americans, yet George Bush "won" there 68 percent to 31 percent.

I spoke with Chaves' Republican county clerk before the election, and he told me that this huge spoilage rate among Hispanics simply indicated that such people simply can't make up their minds on the choice of candidate for president. Oddly, these brown people drive across the desert to register their indecision in a voting booth.

Now, let's add in the effect on the New Mexico tally of provisional ballots.

"They were handing them out like candy," Albuquerque journalist Renee Blake reported of provisional ballots. About 20,000 were given out. Who got them?

Santiago Juarez who ran the "Faithful Citizenship" program for the Catholic Archdiocese in New Mexico, told me that "his" voters, poor Hispanics, whom he identified as solid Kerry supporters, were handed the iffy provisional ballots. Hispanics were given provbisional ballots, rather than the countable kind "almost religiously," he said, at polling stations when there was the least question about a voter's identification. Some voters, Santiago said, were simply turned away.

Your Kerry Victory Party

So we can call Ohio and New Mexico for John Kerry —if we count all the votes.

But that won't happen. Despite the Democratic Party's pledge, the leadership this time gave in to racial disenfranchisement once again. Why? No doubt, the Democrats know darn well that counting all the spoiled and provisional ballots will require the cooperation of Ohio's Secretary of State, Blackwell. He will ultimately decide which spoiled and provisional ballots get tallied. Blackwell, hankering to step into Kate Harris' political pumps, is unlikely to permit anything close to a full count. Also, Democratic leadership knows darn well the media would punish the party for demanding a full count.

What now? Kerry won, so hold your victory party. But make sure the shades are down: it may be become illegal to demand a full vote count under PATRIOT Act III.

I used to write a column for the Guardian papers in London. Several friends have asked me if I will again leave the country. In light of the failure —a second time —to count all the votes, that won't be necessary. My country has left me.

Da thred is heer: http://sandiego.tribe.net/thread/c15096bc-ffa2-4a33-9bf1-645af97eaa5e?tribeid=53771c46-797a-4fa1-8157-1a315584d562&r=10358

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Gay TV

2004-11-06T23:22:04Z

WS, and everyone else: sir elton john is gonna be on ellen Monday! I wish I could figure out how to werk the vcr so I could tape it.

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must include "http://..." on tribe to make it link:

2004-11-04T09:27:42Z

http://notmypresident.tribe.net/

and there are many other resources, just search bush tribes and join a few,

or look at my profile and see the dozen I am in,

http://artagainstbush.tribe.net

http://Bush-B-Gone.tribe.net

http://GWB-ONE-AND-ONLY.tribe.net

http://nogeorgewbush.tribe.net

http://StopBushCo.tribe.net

http://OneWomanRevolution.tribe.net

http://pab.tribe.net patriots against bush

http://dumbgovernment.tribe.net

http://jediab.tribe.net Jedi's Agains Bush

http://bushhaters.tribe.net

http://fuckbush.tribe.net

http://assclownorfucktard.tribe.net

http://iraqipax.tribe.net

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new theme song!

2004-11-03T00:33:32Z

right click on the big song title...no video this time

http://www.bigego.com/egog/

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Is this any of you guys?

2004-11-03T00:33:03Z

Check out
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x1927330

I've noticed tons of cats for Kerry everywhere. Blue is proud to be a blue cat in a blue state, and I'm proud we live in one but this anxiety makes me want to scratch and chase my tail.

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post election plans

2004-11-02T20:19:02Z

what shoudl we do if Kerry wins? if bush wins? obviously the fight goes on regardless.

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another good online video thing

2004-11-01T20:03:18Z

big girl never liked him too much before but I like this video. I want her to get a black hoodie with cat ears!!

uncensored video at:

gnn.tv/content/eminem_mosh.html

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Bee +

2004-10-28T19:02:54Z

is there power to positive thinking? what do you have to loose? the big girl is going to call people on election day and harrass them to go vote. last night the cute boy who works the door at the gym said he wasn't registered becuase he didn't know how to register and now it's too late. she was very upset wondering how many other young men are too embarassed to admit that they don't know. ego! testosterone? damn shame.

anyhow, here's my suggested manta:
"President Kerry and Vice President Edwards; President Kerry and Vice President Edwards; President Kerry and Vice President Edwards."

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Odie T. Dog Needs running mate!

2004-10-27T17:30:08Z

I invited him because he needs a running mate! I know he is not a feline, but he has a good sense of humor and a beautiful tail!

http://sandiego.tribe.net/thread/1b294d35-923d-4eef-b29c-d57cf85aeddc?tribeid=588e6699-4d98-4c9f-85a0-ae7e5b85b019&backtrack=true&r=10358

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AWESOME

2004-10-21T04:57:13Z

check this http://filmstripinternational.com/

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invitation

2004-10-18T14:01:03Z

Madame G!?

please tell us what you see in the future of this country, will Kerry or Dubya win the election? we need to know if we should prepare to leave the country or buy shoes for the Victory Dance?

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another funny one

2004-10-18T13:57:39Z

Yet more humor on touch screen voting machines in Florida.

http://switchboard.real.com/player/email.html?PV=6.0.12&&title=Voting%5FMachine&link=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.boomchicago.nl%2Fimages%2FVoting%5FMachine.wmv

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